Vitals & Velocity

RX Velocity Torque Crusher T

$45.00

Introducing the Dr. Otto Torque, M.D. tee—the official uniform for the Board Certified in Automotive Medicine. This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a fully documented prescription pad for the adrenaline-deprived. We’ve taken the clinical precision of a patient chart and swapped the mundane vitals for 5W-30 blood types and Skyline VINs. Crafted for the professional who can intubate a patient in the morning and tune an ECU by night, this shirt is your statement to the world that your passion doesn't clock out when you leave the hospital. It’s comfortable enough for a 12-hour shift, yet stylish enough for the car meet pit lane. Side effects of wearing this shirt may include: Instant camaraderie with other enthusiasts, tachycardia, and an uncontrollable urge to find the nearest on-ramp. Refills are unlimited. Write yourself a prescription and add to cart.